You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens, " Grandma said.

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  2. Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

  3. Nice dress. Take it off.

  4. Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, " he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

  5. I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

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